I am hereby declaring myself the posterchild (woman? lady? Posterlady?) of Gitelman Syndrome.

What the deuce is Gitelman Syndrome, you ask? Well friends, it’s a kidney disorder and frankly, one that need a sexier name if we are ever to make progress towards curing it, or at the very least giving it’s sufferers $250,000 for the injustice (the injustice!) of it all.

In medical jargon, Gitelman Syndrome is a rare inherited autosomal-recessive disorder affecting the distal convoluted tubles of the kidneys, resulting in hypokalemia and hypomagnesemia.

In laymans terms, I can blame my parents and a freak roll of the genetic dice for giving me kidneys with a defective part, one that wastes Magnesium and Potassium instead of keeping them. These are, in case you didn’t know, pretty important minerals, responsible for muscle development, mood, and energy levels among other things. OH, and ensuring that your heart keeps beating…yeah, THAT.

The picture at the top is what happens when either I a) don’t take my medication properly, every single day, or b) drink excessively, sweat excessively, get too stressed out, eat too much black licorice (It wastes potassium, didn’t you know dear?) and sometimes for no good reason, just because.

The reason I am writing this post is because this tiny defective kidney tubule has affected my life more than I initially thought it would and thus it will, occasionally affect what I write here. I also hope that, given it’s relative rarity (only 6000 people have this condition in North America) this can help one or two people who may be googling “What the fuck is Gitelman Syndrome?” and are scared and ill-informed about what is happening to their bodies, their energy levels, their memories.

I can’t even explain how unsettling it is to arrive at the ER and have to instruct the doctor what medication to give you, to see her frantically web-searching your condition, trying to understand why you can’t open your hands or coherently express yourself.

Having said all of that, I am very, very grateful that this disorder has a treatment, as many others aren’t so fortunate, and although it can be frustrating to take so many pills every day (especially the ones that have a sharp, bitter peppermint taste and especially the giant ones that start disintegrating the moment they hit my tongue, so I am swallowing -a la Alanis- a gag-inducing, jagged not-so-little pill) at least there ARE pills. And at least I am in Canada where they cost me only $60 a month, instead of the hundreds they would if I didn’t have healthcare.

And at least if I commit a crime in Texas and am given the death penalty and have a lethal injection , it won’t kill me because, guys, I get IV’s of that shit all the time and it ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER.

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  3. I found this by searching Gitelman’s Syndrome becuase we have recently been informed that my 5 year old daughter has it. Never felt so alone in my life with no one else to talk to about this and so many concerns for what her life holds for her in the future with Gitelman’s. Leanne x

    • Leanne, I wish I could hug you! If you have ANY questions, or just want to speak with someone who understands, please don’t hesitate to contact me at info(at)sweetmadeleine(dot)ca.
      It’s terrifying to hear that your child is sick but I promise she will be fine.


      • That’s so sweet Madeleine!! Thank you! It means a lot to me that you’d offer to answer any questions or just to talk. I will keep that in mind. I do hope my daughter will be ok, I’ve actually started a blog myself on our journey through diagnosis etc but its great to see someone like you who Gitelman’s do so well in life and having a child too. I worry about these things for my daughter. But thanks for taking the time to reply!! Leanne xx

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  7. Yes! Thank you for publicizing your experiences. My wife has GS and though we’ve mostly managed to understand and work with it over the past twelve years it’s always nice to hear from others hitting ALL the same peculiar symptoms, figuring out how to roll with each new punch. We’re in Canada too!

      • I’m happy there’s a here for at which I can be! :) I was googling about depression and low mg with gs when I found this. I was actually hoping to find the old message boards from the bartter/gs site but looks like they’ve been shut down.

      • There’s a facebook group, called Fighting Gitelman Syndrome, that may be helpful :)

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