Me: I was thinking of handing out raisins for Halloween this year.
Me: I KNOW. I know.
Adam: Madeleine. No. We can not be the raisin people.
Me: I KNOW but what’s the alternative? A million plastic-wrapped chocolate bars? Here kids, have some GMO-Diabeetus-Landfill- treats!
Adam: It’s our first Halloween in this house. We are not going to be the raisin people.
Me: Ok, Pencils? Oranges? What are our other options?
Adam: I don’t care. But I’m putting my foot down. We are not raisin people, dammit!