Drinking All The Words

Hello my darlings, have a seat. We need to talk. About THIS.

 

I’m going to give you a moment, and then – fair warning!- I’m going to start typing in all caps.

IT’S A TYPEWRITER THAT TYPES DRINKS!! 

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IT TURNS WORDS INTO COCKTAILS! YOU COULD LITERALLY DRINK YOUR OWN NAME! OR ANY OTHER WORD YOU CAN THINK OF!

I need this. I NEED THIS!

EDITED TO ADD: My mind is still blown, I’m reeling from the possibilities. Imagine being able to drink the lyrics of your favorite song! To type someone a love letter and then consume it! To choke on the incongruous words of Plath or Ondaatje!

Or, as BetterThingsToDo noted, in the Comment of the Day: You could slowly sip a “fuckery cocktail”. Oh my. This changes everything.